Drug Monster

Probably one of the most debated on character of the entire series, Drug Monster has always been a great mystery to scientists, negis, and even other gamers. Part horse, part deer, part humanoid, and part sexlord, Drug Monster is a sex symbol among blacks and Mexicans. His number one nemesis is known to be Banana Lady, who haunts every sexies' nightmares.

Biography
Drug Monster was born on the Planet of Flagella, a swampy dirty planet full of stinky-ass shit, to Matsuko Deluxe and Obama during the Universal War 2. He fought in the war 200 years into the war as infantry. He got a total of 69 billion kills, using his elite gamer tactics. He then flew his UFO to Earth 420, or the Earth where the Deerverse Timeline takes place, and has been living on Earth with Deerman ever since. It is often thought by scientists that his spaceship crashed and killed all the dinosaurs.

Powers
Drug Monster is an ex-addict,